Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? Jessica

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who


2.) Your age? 14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*
AND
the age of any person who listens to music that you hate. Unless of corse you ARE actually 14, in which case the age of any person who listens to music that you hate is 12.
"only 14 year old goth kids listen to KoRn"

3.) One of your friends? Peyton

a sexy girl with a nice butt and cares about others and laughs all the time but is she laughing at others...no shes the one makin the jokes and all the older guys like her and she goes out with lots of guys but shes not a slut she just doesnt have who she likes figured out but she likes long lasting relationships and shes so hawt! she is told she is EVERYday and shes amazing and athletic very athletic and loves animals and can hang out with anyone and isnt shy and is outgoing and loud but everyone loves her for it
girl-ugh i hate her shes so popular

boy-i know shes such a peyton shes so hot and nice
AND
a sexy girl who has an amazing body. she is an awesome kisser and guys are usually all over her.
That girl is deff. a Peyton!


4.) What should you be doing? Studying

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn
Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*
AND
A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
AND
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

5.) Favorite color? Rainbow Colors

A game where a group of girls use different coloured lipstick to make rings along the length of a boy's penis with their lips. Usually done by girls too young to give head.
After they gave the boy a rainbow, his penis looked like a candy cane!

6.) Birthplace? Hawaii

Hawaii's a pretty cool place, if you like Asians and Quicksilver. It's funny, though, because basically everyone here is Japanese. Or at least part Japanese. Everyone is about 195701976 ethnicities, so there isn't much racial discrimination. Except against haoles. Which means white person. We're kind of backwards like that. In Hawaii, you gotta speak pidgen English.
Guy 1: Ho braddah cuz, you when see dat wahine wid da nice kine booty?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: What, brah, you no like dat kine? What wrong wit you, cuz? You mahu? Ho, braddah Kamu, dis boy rite here stay mahu!
Guy 2: ...Get away from me.

7.) Month of your birth?February

the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls
dude i love this month, february is the best

8.) Last person you talked to? Coy

noun, verb)
1. Somebody who always screws up simple tasks; to screw up something very simple; usually due to fear.
2. Messing anything up because of fear.
(adj.)
1. Constantly intimidated and unable to act.
(noun)
1. All that coy had to do was be a man, but now that redhead owns him.
(verb)
1. He had her topless and begging, but he coyed it all up and settled for booby action.

9.) One of your nicknames? Kea

1. one who has an excessive amount of cool. One who is cool
2. A verb showing that someone is doing something sick
1. Gabbie: You are so "Kea"
Kristine: I know right?
2. Spimonique: Yo guy! That's sick!!
Kareina: Brappage! She did a "Kea".

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